Wait, didn't your buddy lose his whole Yahoo group to a spam takeover back in '08?

@emma684 you're right about that taped under furniture thing, I once fixed a wobbly IKEA dresser with a random screw I found stuck to the bottom of a cereal box. Turns out the real treasure was just falling out in my lap the whole time. Makes you think about what else is hiding in plain sight, like the missing remote or that one sock the dryer eats. Pretty sure the box bottom is where they hide all the secrets nobody wants to deal with.

My buddy Jim melted his workbench mat doing the same thing with his station.