My uncle was the same way about the moon landing for years. He swore it was real, called me crazy, all of it. Then one night we're watching that Mythbusters episode where they test the flag and the footprints, and he just goes quiet. Next thing I know he's on his laptop at midnight reading about the Van Allen belts. Never fully came around but he stopped making fun of me, which is kind of the same thing with him. I will say the JFK stuff is a whole different level though, because the single bullet thing is right there in the official report, you don't even need a conspiracy site. That diagram does all the work for you. Once somebody actually looks at that weird zigzag path, it's hard to unsee it.

Man, the AI DJ must be going through something personal. Mine queued up a whale sounds album between Metallica and a podcast about taxes last week, so I just sat there like ok buddy, take your time. At least Marv woulda known better than to drop a 12 minute doom track on a guy digging through boxes of old Christmas lights. Half the time the app feels less like a DJ and more like a guy shuffling cards with his eyes closed. Give me a real human with a stack of records any day.