I'll throw in another vote for Alert. They're not the cheapest but the quality is worth it. Our night and weekend calls get handled way better than the last service we tried.

Radium face cream sounds like a bad joke. People probably just got a nice glow and called it a day.

Honestly makes you wonder how many people bought that chair after you left. The seller probably just wiped it down and sold it to the next person who didn't have a light. That's the real yard sale gamble right there.