Seen wire nuts fail in attics more times than he can count" lmao Ive seen em melt in old lamp fixtures too.

Gotta disagree hard here - mechanical pencils are way better for late night sketching because you can actually erase the junk you hate. Every time I use a ballpoint I end up with this permanent mess of scribbled out lines that looks worse than the smudges.

Three in the morning is when I usually spiral about that 9% stat. I did the math on my own portfolio and it basically proved I've been guessing wrong for the last two years. At least I'm consistent in my incompetence I guess.

Wait, am I the only guy still stockpiling parts from three different brands in his garage like some kind of weirdo hoarder? I've got a whole shelf of mismatched stuff that'll probably never fit anything I own, but at least I feel prepared for the apocalypse.

Oh man, you're totally right about that Tamagotchi site - I found one recently that had a midi file of the death jingle that legit made me tear up. But gotta say, "roadkill" is the better term since half those sites are held together by broken image links and dead Guestbooks.