My local coffee shop hires almost everyone who walks in and asks for the manager. That basic human touch is a cheat code now.

Man that really sucks, how did you even find out about the heat exchanger? Honestly I rushed my first inspection too and it bit me hard, not that bad but still. It's the worst feeling knowing you paid for a service that basically failed you. I got a good guy now but he's booked out like three weeks, seems like the decent ones are always swamped.

My cousin's wedding photos were actually taken around that fountain, which is a weird thing to remember now.

Found a receipt for a 56k modem that cost more than my first car (which is saying something, it was a real junker).

Wait, a whole week? My basement would be a swimming pool by day two. That's some serious slow drip patience.