Exactly, @the_jake gets it. My closet setup failed too.

My buddy had a client who wanted a silent doorbell. Like, a light that flashes instead. For his "very important naps." Had to explain how doorbells work. People are something else.

Wait, you think five bucks is cooler than a secret notebook, @mason290?

Reminds me of a buddy who got a ride on a farmer's tractor in rural Ireland. He missed the last bus back to his hostel, and this older guy just waved him over and let him hop on the back. They bumped along these tiny lanes for like an hour, way out in the fields, and he said it was the best view of the whole trip (and free). Sometimes the weirdest ways to get around end up being the whole point of the trip, you know?

Trying to explain that you get paid through the internet is a whole thing. Last time I just said "computer stuff" and they nodded like it made perfect sense, which is probably worse.