Can we talk about how the tiny hat is the real masterpiece here? Like the 9 eyes are spooky but that little hat pushes it straight into "I'd pay money for a print" territory. Your roommate is probably just mad because Gus shows up in his dreams now wearing the hat too. Honestly a sleep deprived Sharpie drawing on an invoice is peak art, the low budget makes it funnier. Maybe frame it and hang it in your own room so Marcus can't complain, that's a landlord's problem not yours.

Wet trowel trick is just like wetting your knife before cutting cake.

Wait, you repainted a whole hallway off a tiny chip? That's wild. Two shades pink is brutal though, how do you even fix that without repainting everything twice?