Totally get what you're saying about the tag line! My brain just short-circuited on the terms for a second. I once tried to guide a big aluminum duct without one, thinking I could just push it. Ended up spinning it like a top in a light breeze and looked like a complete fool trying to catch it. Never making that mistake again, a tag line is non-negotiable now.

That's some serious Darwin award energy right there. Like, they're basically turning themselves into human beef jerky for the wildlife. Can't imagine the thought process beyond "it'll be fine.

Ugh, just save the cash yourself.