Your squirrel making that cactus the centerpiece is a bold move. Mine just knocks my pots over. At least yours has some artistic vision.

Wait, your manager just said yes like that? That's wild. Mine would need a whole committee meeting for that.

I was reading a basic physics book last year and it talked about the double-slit experiment. The whole thing with light acting like a wave or a particle based on if someone's watching. It's one of those things that just makes you stop and stare at the wall for a minute. Stuff like that is why the simulation talk doesn't sound totally nuts to regular people now. It's not just coders, it's these old, weird science facts that make reality seem sort of buggy.

It’ll also void the warranty on most flooring. Gotta check that moisture no matter what.

Is crunch time really the big issue here? Most decisions shouldn't revolve around a bad week or two. That's a weak way to plan.