Customer service nightmare" sounds a bit over the top, right?

Remember finding a whole site for custom Myspace cursors. It wasn't just a ghost town, it was a full art project with a guestbook full of compliments. That stuff was the heart of it.

Heat guns are the only thing that works on those long-term seizures.

Ugh, tell me about it... I spilled an entire smoothie on a half-finished watercolor once. The undo button is a lifesaver for sure.

That "soaked through in 20 minutes" hit way too close to home. I learned that lesson the hard way on a hike last fall. I was wearing this cheap plastic poncho that ripped on a branch and turned into a wet trash bag cape. My friends still bring it up to make fun of me. I looked like a drowned rat who tried to start a fashion line. Never again, I finally bought a real jacket.