Read hotels" is a typo, you mean "Red hotels". They actually don't skimp on flowers, that's a key part of their brand. The cuts are usually in less visible areas.

Wait, her friend said you "owed" her a free fix? That's wild. Asking for the box picture like @sandra_taylor does is smart, because some of those colors are impossible.

My last contractor used a laser level for every single cut.

My husband still won't go in the garage since my 35-day brisket experiment. That smell really does stick around.

My buddy's dad got a $600 phone bill from him playing Ultima Online. They lived just outside the local calling zone. He had to mow lawns all summer to pay it off.