Bought a $200 inflatable kayak, got a free swim lesson instead

Lake Lanier is no joke, my buddy lost a $30 pool float there once and we never saw it again. My own cheap kayak story ended with me doing the breaststroke back to shore with a paddle in one hand and my dignity somewhere at the bottom. I swear every time I see a $200 inflatable now I just picture it as a fancy pool toy with a warranty claim built in. That seam split sounds exactly like something I'd do, right down to the phone sacrifice. Now I just rent from the marina and call it a lesson fee.