Seriously, it can't be that bad, right?

Honestly, eating plain rice and beans for a week sounds like a special kind of punishment. Good on you for figuring out the spice and veggie trick, that's the only way to survive. A little cumin or chili powder can make a huge difference for almost no cost. Sometimes I'll throw in a chopped up carrot or some frozen corn if I have it. It's crazy how a single onion can save you from total food boredom.

Lol right? Reminds me of when squirrels stashed like 50 acorns in my buddy's engine bay. Took him ages to find them all.

My old boss swore by a half vinegar, half water spray to loosen those plugs overnight.

That spaghetti comment would have stung, but man, what a good catch. I get what @sanchez.robin is saying about just enjoying the night, but for me, that fifteen minutes of setup is what lets me actually relax later.