PSA: My shop's floor turned into a grease slick after a customer's 1990s suspension fork EXPLODED
I was in the middle of a tune-up in Austin when this ancient RockShox fork on a beater mountain bike just let go, spraying a quart of black, sticky oil all over my workspace and making the concrete so slippery I had to throw down a whole bag of cat litter before I could even move.
Yeah, cat litter is the move for sure. That old fork oil is like glue. Had a similar mess once and just kept sweeping in fresh litter until it stopped feeling like an ice rink.
Wait did your buddy ever figure out what caused it in the first place? Was it a seal failure or did the stanchion get scratched up? I always wonder if stuff like that is preventable or just bad luck after a certain number of miles.