Tell him next year's turkey is just glorified chewing. Maybe he'll get the point...

Wait, you'd use a rag on that, @felix_fox?

Yeah, the "tucked under the liner" part gets me. I always check pockets and linings in old bags or boxes. Found a twenty in a coat once. People just get in a hurry to clear stuff out, I guess.

What if the real problem is how we teach games to adults? We come in with all this past experience and try to map every rule to something we already know. A kid just sees the pieces and follows the steps. They don't worry about making the perfect move right away. Maybe we make games hard by trying to win on the first turn instead of just playing.

Remember my friend's broken teacup in a tote bag?