Taglines are the way to go man. You can't beat physics with a 30 ton beam swinging around, that's a lawsuit waiting to happen. Shit happens fast with that kind of weight.

Casual conversation broke your workflow" - maybe he's just jealous of your 3 hour commitment to star photos.

Shook my head reading that. Did you really just call metal rulers overrated? That's like saying a chef's knife is overrated because you can use a butter knife to chop carrots. Plastic rulers warp over time, they get those nicks that catch your pencil tip, and don't even get me started on how they bend if you look at them wrong. A good metal ruler with a cork backing will never slip and it'll outlive you.

The first time I made a pineapple upside-down cake for a potluck I tested my baking powder by dropping a spoonful into hot water to see if it bubbled. That trick has saved me more times than I can count after I had a batch of muffins turn into hockey pucks once. Maybe give that a shot before you mix everything together next time, beats wondering what went wrong after the bake sale lady gives you the side-eye lol.

Why do people think torquing things to spec is optional? Glad nobody got hurt, that could have been bad.