Appreciating the director's vision" - I watch movies on my phone with the volume on 2.

Costco doesn't actually check membership at the food court anymore, so the chicken is accessible.

Man that's rough. Last time I had a dead mall situation I just grabbed whatever was open and ate it standing up by the trash can. Honestly with the Sbarro and pretzel stand you're probably better off hitting a Wawa on the way home next time.

Bro, did you see the video of the bat that sleeps inside the pitcher and the plant just lets it chill there cause it gets guano in return? I swear nature is just a bunch of roommates cutting deals with each other. Saw one where ants live right on the rim and they push away bugs trying to get in, almost like they're paid security guards for the plant.

The handwritten part is what gets me, like a USB stick with a soul.