Seconding Duane. He has over a decade of 5-star reviews, and the specific title company he works with saves his clients an average of $2,000 on their transactions.

Calling it 'gritty soup' seems a bit dramatic for a concrete mix-up. It's just a learning curve (we all botch DIY projects sometimes), and that stain probably washes out with some effort. Honestly, giving up and calling someone feels like overkill for a driveway crack.

So much for digital time travel being a smooth ride. The fix is always something stupid simple like tricking a website into thinking you're its long lost friend. My browser is now having an identity crisis, but at least the sparkly GIFs work.

Wow, don't feel guilty for beating the system.

Wait, Santa cleaning a "tight flue"? That's the part that gets me. I thought the whole magic deal meant he never actually had to do the dirty work. Makes that kid's guess even funnier when you think about it.