Actually, saying the author needed a better cartographer misses the fun part. When people get that into debating maps, it means the world felt real enough to care about. Those silly tangents are my favorite part of book club.

Lol you're not wrong @the_ryan. That was a nasty close call. I treat my knives with way more respect now.

What type of flooring material are you working with in this project. Different materials like engineered wood or laminate have unique causes for squeaks beyond loose fasteners. Pinpointing the base layer could show if there is movement between the subfloor and underlayment.