Laugh at the guy all you want but half the rust bucket cars at that yard got driven in there running fine with way worse paint than his primer job. Primer over rust actually sticks better than primer over shiny clean metal sometimes since the rust gives it something to bite into. Worst case it bubbles in a year and he scuffs it and does it again, it's a pickup door not a show car.

What happened when you tried to load that Angelfire page on a real connection, did the spinning skull and midi actually work or did it just crash the browser? I'm curious if WebWizardDave ever saw it load right or if he was just judging the idea of it.

Cold butter can for sure cause issues but room temp butter alone won't fix a break if your yolks are too hot or too cold. The real thing that saved me was getting the yolks and butter within about 10 degrees of each other, since the emulsion cares more about matching temps than any one magic number. Glad it clicked for you though, three weeks of broken sauce would drive me up a wall.