Did you at least get a good birria out of the deal? Honestly, I kind of love that some places stay off the grid, it keeps the line short and the vibe feels more like a secret handshake than a regular lunch spot.

Read somewhere that sparks on metal doors are how half those mall fires start.

Did you check if a critter got into the roots?

Back in 2011 I figured all these old boards were just dead weight and deleted all my bookmarks for them. Finding one that still serves files like it's 2006 honestly makes me regret trashing that list.

Lamb racks in the rib section is how you learn to label everything twice.