My Levi's trucker jacket is going on 8 years now. Just gets better with age, no loose threads or fading. That's the kind of stuff I look for now.

Wait, does hard water change how well this works?

10 horses a day keeps you busy?

Seriously though, you sure the contract was lost just over wifi? Those things usually get decided way before the demo.

Ever get so into a show you watch it on your phone during lunch breaks? I did that with this cop drama from a few years back. Got a text from a client while I was grouting tile, piper_davis, and I had to finish the episode before I called back. It was one of those where every character has a dark secret. Reminded me of those early 2000s crime shows but with way more yelling in warehouses.