Almost lost a client because of a false positive alert at 2am
I was sitting in my home office in Austin last Tuesday when our SIEM flagged a login from Russia on a server that's been decommissioned for 6 months. Spent an hour trying to trace it before realizing the alert rule never got updated after the migration. Anyone else dealing with alert fatigue from rules that nobody cleans up?
About a year ago I had a false positive from a stale rule at 3am for a server that was literally unplugged in a closet. It took me two hours to drive to the office and check it myself before I realized the rule was pointing at an IP that hadn't been used in months. The fix that actually worked for us was setting up a quarterly rule review session with the team where we go through every alert and kill the ones tied to old infrastructure. We put it on the calendar as a recurring thing and it cut our false positives by like 60 percent in the first round. It is a boring task but way better than getting woken up for a ghost server.