I laughed at my roommate's cassette of a 1987 forklift safety jingle for 3 days straight, and now it's the only thing I play in the car

Lucas Wilson · 2026-09-23T13:55:06.654842+00:00

Two Mondays ago my roommate brought home a thrift store tape labeled 'Safety First: Lift With Care' for 50 cents, and I told him it was the dumbest buy he'd made all year. By Thursday I'd listened to the chorus, which is just a guy robotically chanting 'check the load, check the load' over a drum machine loop that sounds like a stapler, maybe 40 times in a row. What's the point where a joke song stops being a joke and you actually start humming it at the grocery store?

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