Serious question, why is the town council pushing out all the old-school barber poles on Main Street? It's like they don't want us to stand out. | Barbers - Pinecone Attack
Maybe the council saw my last bowl cut and decided the poles were false advertising... my barber used one of those old poles and let's just say I looked like a confused candy cane for a month. Honestly, the stripes on my shirt matched my hair better than my actual hairline. They might have a point about not standing out, at least in my case.
My brother tried to give himself a fade last year with the clippers. From the front it was okay, but the back looked like a map of where he missed whole patches. He wore a lot of collared shirts that summer, turned them up real high.