Dale leaving three messages about a tractor part is the most Ohio thing I've ever heard and I love it. That payphone box sat there holding all those little pieces of people's lives for almost 20 years and nobody knew. Please go back and record it, that's the kind of thing that just vanishes one day and you can never get back.

Blaming dough three times? That's not the dough, that's bad management.

Oh sure, Google probably flagged it because her review sounded too nice for a real customer. You could try the appeal form but last I heard it is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Might be faster to just find a new customer and hope the review sticks this time.