TIL a barista in Portland told me my resume was 'too honest' and I changed one line
She read my resume while we waited for the rain to stop and said the line about being a 'fast learner' made her trust me less, not more. So I swapped it for one real number, the 12 accounts I managed at my last job, and got two callbacks in a week. What line on your resume gets the weirdest reactions?